uncle mickey
01-23-2004, 11:13 AM
ONLY LOGICAL
"You are hereby remanded to the State Mental Institution until which time you are healty enough to reenter society." BANG!
* * *
"Good morning, Donald. How are you today?"
"Purty good, I reckon. What's ya wantin' ta see me 'bout,Doc'?"
"It's time for your first annual evaluation, Donald."
"Oh, ya means, it's time fer ya ta tell m 'f' I'm crazy er not?"
"Now, Donald. Noone has ever said that you are crazy. You just suffer from delusions and have difficulty with determining reality from fantasy."
"Hogwash. That's what ya'all think, but Uoos the ones with the problems, ain't me."
"Well Donald, how do you account for being up in a tree, half naked, claiming to be looking for your breakfast?"
"Heck, ain't nuthin' crazy 'bout that, Doc'. Seems purty logical ta my way a thinkin'."
"Oh, how do you figure?"
"Well, ta start with, I weren't half naked; I had my peejays on -- I'd just woke up. And, on that particular morning, I happened to wake up hungrier than I normally do. I had just arrived in the city, weren't familiar with the neighborhood, didn't have no money fer gettin' breakfast in one of them fancy eatin' places, so, I got up, and went outside. Sure enough, right thar across the street , stood a whole bunch of big trees. I moseyed on over and climbed up in one a lookin; for my breakfast. The next thing I know, I'm in here. Been in here ever since."
"Yes, but, what made you believe that you could find your breakfast up in a tree?"
"Well, why not? Don't birds nest in trees in the city?"
"Yes they do, Donald. But what does that have to do with your breakfast?"
"My goodness, Doc', you ain't too bright, ares ya?"
"Why do you say that?"
"Because anybody with an ounce of horse sense, knows blame well a chicken is a bird. And I was out a tryin' to pick some hen fruit fer my breakfast. Figured the best place to pick hen fruit in the city would be up a tree. But I've discovered, ain't no need tryin' ta explain logic to you city folk."
"What?"
PUBLIC NOTICE: City Folk gather eggs. Country Folk pick hen fruit!
"You are hereby remanded to the State Mental Institution until which time you are healty enough to reenter society." BANG!
* * *
"Good morning, Donald. How are you today?"
"Purty good, I reckon. What's ya wantin' ta see me 'bout,Doc'?"
"It's time for your first annual evaluation, Donald."
"Oh, ya means, it's time fer ya ta tell m 'f' I'm crazy er not?"
"Now, Donald. Noone has ever said that you are crazy. You just suffer from delusions and have difficulty with determining reality from fantasy."
"Hogwash. That's what ya'all think, but Uoos the ones with the problems, ain't me."
"Well Donald, how do you account for being up in a tree, half naked, claiming to be looking for your breakfast?"
"Heck, ain't nuthin' crazy 'bout that, Doc'. Seems purty logical ta my way a thinkin'."
"Oh, how do you figure?"
"Well, ta start with, I weren't half naked; I had my peejays on -- I'd just woke up. And, on that particular morning, I happened to wake up hungrier than I normally do. I had just arrived in the city, weren't familiar with the neighborhood, didn't have no money fer gettin' breakfast in one of them fancy eatin' places, so, I got up, and went outside. Sure enough, right thar across the street , stood a whole bunch of big trees. I moseyed on over and climbed up in one a lookin; for my breakfast. The next thing I know, I'm in here. Been in here ever since."
"Yes, but, what made you believe that you could find your breakfast up in a tree?"
"Well, why not? Don't birds nest in trees in the city?"
"Yes they do, Donald. But what does that have to do with your breakfast?"
"My goodness, Doc', you ain't too bright, ares ya?"
"Why do you say that?"
"Because anybody with an ounce of horse sense, knows blame well a chicken is a bird. And I was out a tryin' to pick some hen fruit fer my breakfast. Figured the best place to pick hen fruit in the city would be up a tree. But I've discovered, ain't no need tryin' ta explain logic to you city folk."
"What?"
PUBLIC NOTICE: City Folk gather eggs. Country Folk pick hen fruit!