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I Am Not A Pick Up Artist

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Posted 09-29-2008 at 07:40 AM by Twitch
Updated 09-29-2008 at 08:41 AM by Twitch

An old mate rocked up on my door Friday morning to catch up. I was on my way out but we agreed to catch up for drinks that night. We went to a local where there were lots of girls. We stood around looking at girls and forcing conversation until we got a bit plied and eventually moseyed toward the dance floor.

Late in the night these chicks were dancing real close to us, probably trying to make some other dudes who'd been tuning them all night jealous. I thought I'd try on a bit of attitude ala Mystery et al and said to my mate, "This chick's crowding my space" loud enough for her to hear. The look on my mate’s face showed that he thought I was making a mistake, but…

Before we knew it both the chicks were dancing all over us. I was shocked by that, I must say. Soon I was telling this little hotty that she's pushing her luck and then she's back-peddling trying to explain herself. That's when I should have, I see in hindsight, said, "Look, this **** ain't free. If you want to dance with me you have to buy me a drink," but unfortunately I froze and I lost her by saying, "I'm just kidding, I can't believe you fell for that".

Chump!

Quicker thinking next time, Twitch.
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    tony schofield's Avatar
    I'm a senior citizen Twitch, and I come up with lots of hot lines to women of my own generation. They fall about laughing nowadays, and so does my wife. When I was young, if I could have thought up such lines I might have scored many more times than I did. But I didn't think of them, but said the wrong thing, or just blushed and stammered incoherences.

    Do you think that if I were to meet some of your chicks, and come up with my best hot lines, it would make them wish they were fifty years older?

    Hmmmmm.

    Better luck next time.
    Posted 10-01-2008 at 03:46 PM by tony schofield tony schofield is offline
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    Twitch's Avatar
    I dunno, Tony, but I reckon I'd learn a thing or two from you. Smooth old dog!
    Posted 10-09-2008 at 11:09 AM by Twitch Twitch is offline
 
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