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  1. Norman Anderson
    06-02-2011 11:06 PM
    Norman Anderson
    where you been?
  2. EisenheimWorter
    11-03-2009 02:18 AM
    wake up beautiful.
  3. Norman Anderson
    10-18-2009 12:35 PM
    Norman Anderson
    "despite all the amputations
    she could dance to that
    rock-n-roll station
    and it was all right" - Velvet Underground
  4. Accute_Pyro
    06-18-2009 04:25 PM
    **tucks in harlequin and lines the bed with shoe pillows**

    come see us again when you wake, and may your wisdom follow

    **shatters the alarm clock and strides out**
  5. Accute_Pyro
    05-20-2009 02:49 PM
    *pokes harliquin*

    hmm ... not so much as a twitch , perhaps shes sleeping again
  6. Bromanoph
    02-27-2009 02:48 AM

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Posted 08-19-2008 at 12:27 PM by Harlequin Comments 5
Posted in Uncategorized
Oh the lovely, lovely green file. Written in your prettiest letters, large white dividers for all project stages, large colourful dividers for streams, all with their papery ears sticking out of the file for smooth retrieval. Between them, tasteful cream dividers and the occasional subcategory of pink dividers. You envisage the rapture of future reviewers as they check every mandatory form on their list, pirouetting through your file like unicorns on a meadow.

And then what happens?...

Posted 06-14-2008 at 05:14 AM by Harlequin Comments 11
Posted in Boyfriends
I kept telling my ex-boyfriend no. 53.
"Watching pornography is like reading fairy tales. It sets expectations about how sex should look, sound and feel that just ain't gonna happen, baby".

Did he listen? No. Day after day, it was either wear this, make sounds like a 2-day old squirrell, can you do that with an avocado?

An avocado? Has all sense left this world?

Trying to keep up with his expectations turned to be a second job. I was...

Posted 04-12-2008 at 04:35 AM by Harlequin Comments 3
Posted in Shoes
To whomever it may concern

Dear Sir/Madam,

In the course of reviewing both the state of my bank account and the spring shoe and bag collections, I have come to the conclusion that I am 1,000 EUR short of necessary shoe and bag stock.

Using financial and emotional management techniques, I have tried to raise adequate finance for my working capital gap.

My father has recently retired and I consider it obscene to spend his pension on shoes....
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