Fenris

41 years since man set foot on the Moon, so they tell me. All that way just to play some crazy golf, fool around a little, stick some coloured flags in the sand, pick up a few souvenir rocks, and take some pretty pictures to show the folks back home. Could've saved billions and just had a day at the seaside instead.

("We fancy somewhere different this year. They say the Moon's nice. Ever been?"
"The Moon? Oh yeah, we went there a while back. Nothing...

For all you out there not part of the would-be United States of Europe, I have to tell you that last night we were subjected to the 2010 ESC (see title) watched by a TV audience of zillions, or so they tell us. To many of us in the UK this is about as relevant as Mrs Beeton's cookbook, i.e. we know it exists but it is way out of date. Briefly, some 25 countries (many of whom should know better) come together at some strange venue (last night Oslo) where dubious acts (many performers not even born...

Well, maybe you’ve noticed or maybe you’ve not, but we’re on the brink of a general election here in the UK. And for all you tinpot dictators out there, that doesn’t mean we’re all about to go out and vote for a bunch of self aggrandised, medal-wearing, Order of the Emperor’s New Clothes with stars, garters, six pips and purple sash Generals. No, sir. Of course, I could be wrong. But anyhow, I personally shall be voting for the prettiest female candidate I can find as I care naught for policies,...

Any Jethro Tull fans out there may care to know that I have a book out entitled "The Phantoms of 3000 Years" which deals with the more folksier aspects of said band's extensive repertoire.

Basically, I have researhed many of the myths and legends that have inspired the lyrics to many of their better known pieces.

If you might be interested in obtaining a copy, please contact me by e-mail, and I'm sure we can sort something out.